Did I ever tell you about the time I found a horse? Well, it all started when me and muh buddy Keith were getting drunk in the parkin’ lot outside a Whitaker’s gun shop, and then all the sudden, i blacked out, cause, i geuss i was drinken a little too much, just like my uncle used to, and MAN when he got drunk, HE GOT DRUNK! anyway, i woke up, in a field, and i had no idea where Keith was, and so I was lookin fer people, but the only person I could find was this elf guy, I wasn’t sure if it was a guy, but he wore a lotta green, I guess that’s his favorite color or somethin’, but the best part was, he had a horse, and damn I LOOOVE HORSES!!! So then I said, “OH MY GOD IT’S A HORSE!” and it got all crazy and stuff, so I just jumped right on, cause I always wanted a horse, I love horses, and then the elf got started chasin’ me, and he was yellin’ at me like crazy, I mean, I dunno what he was sayin, or if he was even sayin anythin’ at all but DAMN he was PISSED! But it don’t matter, cause he ain’t never gonna catch up to me when I got a horse.
I was supposed to be working on commissions, but… yeah… too much school… need to relax… play Gmod… make weird pictures like this one ^








