First version: They are six feet under, wrapped in hot metal and liquid plastic.
Second version: They are eight, and they have long beards. They watch what is happening from their high silver spheres.
Third version: A sole big insect, whose mandibles spit meat.
Fourth version: They are four, each one attributed to an element. They protect their respective crystals.
Fifth version: Five, like the fingers on a hand. Their lungs produce primordial smoke.
Last version: There are but two, in a secret zone.
happyfunballxd: 50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
tablemaths: teeniero: i am literally crying...
I WAS LOOKING AT MY CALENDAR, AND ON THE 27TH I COULD’VE SWORN IT SAID BONK HOLIDAY…
targayen: do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
fuqyourlies: reasonswhydansafail: sleepingartist: urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet the first album : “Unknown album” the hit single: “track 1” album art Some people wanna watch the world burn
shubbabang: What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if
Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
macaronrainbow: tatermo: I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
city-of-safe-harbors: my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry