May 2013
First version: They are six feet under, wrapped in hot metal and liquid plastic.
Second version: They are eight, and they have long beards. They watch what is happening from their high silver spheres.
Third version: A sole big insect, whose mandibles spit meat.
Fourth version: They are four, each one attributed to an element. They protect their respective crystals.
Fifth version: Five, like the fingers on a hand. Their lungs produce primordial smoke.
Last version: There are but two, in a secret zone.
happyfunballxd:
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
1 tag
tablemaths:
teeniero:
i am literally crying...
5 tags
I WAS LOOKING AT MY CALENDAR, AND ON THE 27TH I COULD’VE SWORN IT SAID BONK HOLIDAY…
3 tags
targayen:
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
fuqyourlies:
reasonswhydansafail:
sleepingartist:
urbancatfitters:
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
1 tag
askdemhomestucks:
shubbabang:
What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if
1 tag
Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
macaronrainbow:
tatermo:
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
luphphy:
caraknightley:
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
city-of-safe-harbors:
my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
1 tag
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
1 tag
zaptap:
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
